The Next Time You Confuse Products with Reality... Please Don't

Random DM-ER: "Come on, you voice audio porn, I bet you're so sexy irl."

ME: My dog's are going into the kennels and now I have IBS cramps because I'm emotionally dependent on animals that lick their own butts.

THEM: "I would like to un-volunteer my penis"

JUST WANTED TO CLARIFY, I FOUND THIS FUNNY. IT'S ALL GOOD. NO CRYING IN THE DM'S HERE :D