Christmas Violentine

Ahhh the holiday season
Full of life, love, joy,
And a knuckle sandwich for some reason

It is the time for music, family, gifts and hugs
And your big tiddy goth crush
Threatening to break your thumbs

For this Christmas day,
Come and you'll see,
A mistletoe on display
So happy you'll be

No need to beg
No need to plead
No need to tell her
What you really need

No need for violence
No need for cursing
No need for flowers
Why bother rehearsing?

So soon you'll see on this special day
Those bright red lips
Will come your way

Now hold on there and don't be shy
Just pucker up
And hope you don't-

...Oh shit...Well it was nice knowing ya, bye.