Eleventh Day of Kinkmas ?

??? On the eleventh day of Kinkmas, my Bossdog gave to me,

Eleven Stinging Spankings,

Ten Bites and Scratches,

Nine Talley-Markings,

Eight Pits for Huffing,

Seven Paws a-stepping,

Six Hours of Edging,

Five Golden Showerssssss!

Four Training Pups,

Three French Kisses,

Two Docking Dogs,

And a Were-Coop in a pear treeee~ ???

I didn't mean to do an AndyCoop one two days in a row (I made this out of order) so apologies for that ?