Shrimp Fried Rice Shirt AD Bloopers

Did you know that a shrimp fried this rice?

YES.

A SHRIMP FRIED THIS RICE.

A SHRIMP.

A LITTLE OCEAN CRITTER WITH DACTYL CLUBS FRIED THIS RICE.

HE HAS LITTLE ARMS.

HOW CAN HE FRY THE RICE.

THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE.

THEY DON'T EVEN GET PAID.

WE ARE KILLING FULL GENERATIONS OF SHRIMP.

WE ARE TERRIBLE PEOPLE.

SOMEONE CALL THE AUTHORITIES.

THE WORKING CONDITIONS ARE TERRIBLE.

MY NAME CHEF.