Lets hear your suggestions for the music growth drive!

hey folks, as you may have seen on twitter and DA, I'm doing a unique growth drive as my newest album rolls out.  I'll be posting this piece on Monday when the second single releases.  

Since we now have numbers to beat, if three or more of these categories are beaten in the next round I'd like to add a modifier to the transformation, for example, 'each subsequent stage, Karen gets fatter'. The simpler the modifier the better.  ie, not: 'with each subsequent stage karen will gain one animal part in relation to the lyrics of the newest single'

comment your suggestions below, and once there's three or four that I like, I'll put up a poll, and add the winner to the sheet to be posted monday.