Culture Shock

Miss Alouette, a renowned mage and teacher in Kriemhild, is often invited to summits and conferences outside of the country. She, however, has an aversion against any kind of toilet that is not of the conventional type she knows. The result? She tends to hold it for long periods of time until she finds one that suits her preferences, and when she doesn't and she is about to have an accident, well... one of these devilish floor toilets has to make do. "But how is one supposed to use them, anyways??"