The Crowned Yordle Bastard (April 26th)

?? THE CROWNED BASTARD SAGA CONTINUES — AND YOU'RE NOT WALKING AWAY CLEAN. ??

Crowned Bastard: Chapter 1 and Return to the Crowned Bastard: Chapter 2 are LIVE — and they’re meaner, messier, and dripping with more royal disrespect than your body can possibly hold.

?️ This month’s soul-shattering highlights:
— A smug bastard with a cock bigger than his crown and twice as malicious
— Neon-lit hotel hellscapes designed exclusively for your degradation
— Gravity-defying face-fucking, gut-stuffing finishes, and dignity left bleeding out in the hallway
— Cum, tears, bruises, and a suspicious emotional awakening (you’re into this and you know it)

? Featuring: Upside-down cockslams, slutty battle damage, and a hotel room that should honestly be quarantined.

And because hell loves company:

⚔️ Bonus Captures:
? Poppy (Capture): A tiny tank who absolutely does not need consent to bulldoze your soul and stuff you in her trophy closet.
? Tristana (Captain): A grinning artillery nightmare who’ll blow you out of your clothes and make you thank her for the privilege.

? (18+ only. Every participant is a fully legal adult with a fully legal+fun set of kinks. Enthusiasm guaranteed, aftercare negotiable.)