Legend of the Dank Squatch ???

Hey folks!! Did you know that there’s supposedly a mystical creature wandering the woods around Woodcreek? A Sasquatch! But not just any Sasquatch... it's a Dank Squatch! One who, from time to time, enjoys a joint... What am I rambling about? I’m not the best at telling stories. Luckily, Stacey ran into two hip hikers in the woods who can tell the legend of the Dank Squatch much better than I can. And if you ever feel like hiking through the Woodcreek forests, always stay alert! You never know what kind of odd characters you might run into out there. I don’t mean the Dank Squatch—he sounds like a chill dude, if he even exists. No, I mean... well, you know who I mean. Just stay safe out there, especially if you come across a green-haired girl with crazy eyes and piranha teeth, okay? ??‍♀️??