Searching for true love's first screw (Animated)
"So, the witch said I'd only change back to human when I get railed by my true love. I asked if she meant a kiss, and she said no, I have to find my true love and fuck his brains out. I know I've already done all the chancellors and the servants and a bunch of foreign dignitaries and all of you peasants, but I figured it couldn't hurt to try again in case the first one didn't count. I actually think I remember you from last year, maybe that's a good sign, maybe we've got some kind of spark? Anyway, give me your best shot, don't hold back."
