Regulation Cookbook

This vessel you hold in your hands represents more than just a cookbook, a collection of ingredients and recipes. It's that for sure. It's that in spades, but it's also a handbook to experimentation and friendship, two things the world could use a little more of. It showed up conspicuously in my mailbox recently, with a note simply asking "please write intro". I had never heard of these people, these recipes, or even this podcast until that moment. Normally I would throw something like this straight in the trash, but something told me to dive in, just a bit. Well, like a Norwegian death diver, I did, and am now, weeks later, just coming up for air, an official Comment Leaver and lover of all things Bovril, and let me tell you, this is the greatest cookbook ever made. It's also a great guidebook to life. Layered with many hidden truths to the universe. A marvel really. With that being said, please don't make any of this food. It's trash, and I would know, I'm an incredibly famous chef, who's super talented and someone you've definitely heard of. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did! Signed, An incredibly famous chef who's super talented and someone you've definitely heard of. NOTE: There is an iphone upcharge through Patreon that makes this book $10 instead of MSRP of $6.99. To not incur this charge, purchase the cookbook through your browser.