Ninth Day of Kinkmas

??? On the ninth day of Kinkmas, my Bossdog gave to me,

Nine Talley-Markings,

Eight Pits for Huffing,

Seven Paws a-stepping,

Six Hours of Edging,

Five Golden Showerssssss!

Four Training Pups,

Three French Kisses,

Two Docking Dogs,

And a Were-Coop in a pear treeee~ ???

A gym membership pays for itself, if you go to the right one~ And sometimes a girlie wants to save up for something more expensive ✨