Bimbo Earth Chan

The concept was brought up in the country thread to have the protagonist be a personification of earth, screwing all the bimbo countries. 

http://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/15969407

And here's a rule 63 version of it.

Bimbo earth-chan fucking all the countries. She starts out weak and sick, but the more she makes out and excercises herself the better she gets (and that's actually because she makes her countries happy, more happy countries = better health for earth chan).