Ernest & Frank

(Names have been changed) This is based on a story a friend told me. Ernest, a gay man, had a new neighbor move in two doors down. Frank, who is married to a woman Frank himself describes her as a total cunt. And apparently a HUGE one at that!

Ernest did not hide the fact that he was a gay man. A pride flag flew from his porch for all to see.

Long story short, Frank had befriended Ernest, and after a month, asked for his help to move some furniture that had just been delivered.

The conversation went as follows.

Ernest: Well, you ever in real need, you can always count on me!

Frank: heh, wait. You serious?

Ernest: Now, if I answer no, you might take offence, and I wouldn't want that. Or, I could say yes, as you know I like men, seeing that you must have noticed the pride flag on my porch. So, I'm going with, yes.

Frank: I got to tell you, I don't care who sucks my dick, as long as they want to do it and as long as they enjoy it.

Ernest: Then, I'm your man

Frank: You have time for me to test drive your skills?

Now, Frank ended his marriage, I'm told, about a year later. No, Frank and Ernest did not begin a relationship. They have remained friends. Last I heard, Frank started dating again and stopped asking for oral assistance.

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