The Savior's Gang

Jesus, he knows me, and he knows I'm right. But i don't know what the Hell this game is. No one does. Only two people have ever heard of this game, me, and now you. It must have been divine intervention that installed this biblical oddity onto my playstation, because i damn sure don't remember buying it. Truly i say to you, The Lord works in mysterious ways. Mysterious, stupid ways.

This freaky deaky faith-fuck can not be described fully, it has to be seen. Sure i can tell you that the gameplay is something akin to an isometric 3d version of Lemmings or The Humans, but it's 2024 and nobody remembers those games.

I could also tell you about the blasphemous story where Jesus must lead his followers through a buzzsaw deathtrap maze created by a vengeful and mad God, who has decided humanity must perish. But simply telling you the story doesn't do it justice unless you see the bizarre way it's conveyed, via meme laden post-irony celestial group text between Jesus, Mary, Joseph, God, and Satan, who for some reason is calling himself Stan.

Even telling you that much doesn't paint the full picture until you see the wonky dialogue from whatever clearly non-english speaking 2 person development team in an unheard of country is responsible for this strange piece of art. Did i say piece of art? I meant Peace O'Fart.

Sidenote: Peace O'Fart will now be an alias of mine when i inevitably flee the country and begin a new life as a mystical hippie priest in a small stone cottage on the Emerald Isle. Top o' the mornin to ya, fuckos.