Home Movies - Part 24

A week before Christmas and Hicka Bicka Boo productions is back to square one. Kim, yet again refusing to do anything that she considers to be obscene in front of the camera, holds up the production of their second holiday special. No jolly, old fat men...no reindeer costumes...no red-cheeked elves in pointy, green hats...and no more three-feet-long candy canes.

Kim: Seriously. No elves. Little people, you know, just kinda freak me out.

Tim: Oh, c'mon! We had little Artie Smarty all lined up.

Kim: Ummm... First of all, yes, he does still act like a bratty, little kid...but, he's like thirty-ish now. And second: he's six-foot-four and almost as bald as his father. So, no.

Jim: Jeezus, could we at least agree on a working title and go from there? We really need to get this snowball rolling...pun intended.

Tim: How about 'Frosty the Hoe-man'?

Kim: Nope. Uh-uhh. Still sounds like some jolly fat man but in a different costume.

Jim: Oooo! I know! 'Babes in Toyland'.

Kim: Nice, but... Already a thing...and we'd probably get sued by Disney.

Tim: Heh! 'Dick the Halls'...or better yet, 'The Buttcracker'.

Looking at Kim, Jim gestures toward Tim with an upturned hand to gauge her level of approval. Kim simply rolls her eyes and sighs. Without saying anything, she nods her head, begrudgingly admitting that they need to get bodies in front of a camera...and fast. Statistically speaking, people are most likely to watch online adult-oriented content on December 27th than any other day of the year...and that's less than two weeks away.

Scarcely an hour later and Tweebs already have their camera and lighting rigs set up in the living room, the entire house having been decorated for the holidays weeks before. To save some time they opt to shoot the dialogue scenes later, wanting to get down to the nitty-gritty of the film. Kim, on all fours beneath the Christmas tree, naked save for a Santa hat and red bow tied around her waist, looks over her shoulder which a smug, little smile. She's the 'present' Santa has left under the tree for two 'good, little boys' who should be asleep in bed.

With an amazed expression on her face, Kim looks on as two naked and well-hung young men come into view on either side of the frame.

Jim: Cut! Alright, here's a dialogue sequence... Close-up on Kim. Something about 'hung stockings', 'naughty list', yada, yada, yada.

Now on her knees, the redhead faces the camera, biting her lower lip as she looks on, watching as the Tweebs stroke their enormous lengths.

Jim: Ready? Annnd... Action!

Reaching up, she brushes their hands aside, grasping the base of either man's shaft. Kim's mouth opening in an "ohh" of astonishment, she marvels at her inability to wrap her fingers completely around their girth.

Jim: Cut! Another close-up here. More lines about "Yule logs", "can't wait for Christmas morning", etc.

Kim repositions herself slightly, the Tweebs units on either side of her face, eyeing them hungrily.

Jim: No more cuts until you're covered in it...

Camera be damned, Kim gives him an honest grin of enthusiasm, her hips wiggling in anticipation.

Jim: Annnd... Action!

* Fun fact: In the American market, circa 2012, more people watched pr0n online on December 27th than any other day of the year, presumably after all of the holiday stresses begin to recede. Second place went to 'Cyber Monday', with the Tuesday after the Memorial Day weekend coming in a close third.

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Original Art by Gagala

Edits by Phillipthe2