?⋆.˚Mayhem May Audio Schedule ??⋆₊˚

Heeellooooo ladies + gentlemen of the jury!! I have an exciting audio schedule for you all this month. Now, I'm going to be honest, this month is gonna be kinda tight for me in terms of scheduling being that I'll be doing a good bit of traveling this month and next month. But, no worries, I've done a lot to prepare for my traveling, so the audio schedule shouldn't be disrupted! The only issue is that the upload may not be on time every Friday (may be a 1 to 2 day delay at most). But, other than that, I have SO MUCH fun audios for you all this month! Some I can't say because it's still in the works! BUT, The audio should be done this month nonetheless, so expect some surprise drops too!

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1. [F4M] Secretary Pretends To Be The Boss To Fuck The Potential New Hire - May 9th - written by SpaceCowboy_1999

Synopsis: You are scheduled for an interview at a corporate office and an employee ushers you into a waiting area. There you find out the boss has ran over schedule with a client luncheon bleeding into the time for your meeting with her. However, you're reassured that she will be back shortly. You wait patiently and a woman approaches you, but something's a little off... she's nervous at first then stern. She invites you to the conference room and conducts the interview, but things take a turn when she asks for “additional skills” and toys at the idea of not giving you the job if you can't "show what you'll bring to the position". Seeing little choice and finding the woman to be very hot underneath that preppy appearance, you agree. But what if this woman isn’t who she says she is? “Identity theft is not a joke Jim!”

2. [FF4M] "Fuck ME & Breed HER" - The Queen Will Take Your Cock If You Finish Inside The Princess - May 16 - written by SpaceCowboy_1999

Synopsis: You have just married the princess of a neighboring kingdom but things haven’t been what you imagined. You were hoping for a loving wife who will one day rule with you and raise a family alongside you. But the princess has been cold and distant at best and downright rude or hostile at worst. At dinner, the queen asks if you have consummated the marriage and if she should be expecting a grandchild in the near future. While the princess is appalled and angered by the questioning, the queen inevitably but politely wears you down to confess the truth. The princess comes up with excuses but eventually admits she’s nervous about losing her virginity and raising children. Knowing the importance of the consummation, the queen comes up with a solution. You will fuck the queen until the point of climax, then when you must ejaculate, you put your cock inside the princess to breed her. And she is willing to do this as many times as it takes until the pregnancy is successful. Maybe the princess will learn a thing or two along the way.

3. [F4M/F4F] Meet-Cute With The Quirky Tomboy Stranger Turns Into A Hot Bathroom Bang - May 23

Synopsis: You've been a recluse for way too long. You decide to you need some exposure therapy and plan a day for yourself at the local culture festival that's come to your town. What was supposed to be a fun day of food and new experiences ends up being flipped upside down when you-

1. Run into your failed situationship, try to talk it up with her and things get awkward and fail AGAIN

2. Try your luck at flirting with the hot guy/girl working at one of the booths just to be embarrassed when they tells you they're gay/straight

At this point, you're defeated. You take your tray of food, tuck your tail between your legs and go looking to sit in an empty corner while the festival roars behind you. Then, this kind person comes from behind the bushes where you plan on sitting, startling you. You almost turn around to leave, but they insist that it's okay if you sit with them. That's when you get to talking and you find out that both of you have had similar experiences with each other. After bonding over your romantic mishaps, one corny joke leads to another and you find yourself body to body in the bathroom with this sexy stranger.

4. [F4M/F4F] KNOCK KNOCK! Your Surrogate Has Gone Yandere For You - (Prequel to what will be a 3 Part Series "My Surrogate + Me") - May 30

Synopsis: She was so sweet in the initial interviews. She was everything you wanted in the mother of your child. Well educated, beautiful, doting, calm (almost too calm), just the right amount of docile but headstrong. Things take a turn when she's actually pregnant with your baby and her personality goes from "kind + collected" to "deranged + insane." You find yourself tangled with a girl who's become obsessed with you now that she's planted with your seed, and she's not gonna stop until your fully hers. Today she's showing up at your job, showing up at your gym, and finally sneaking in your house at night, daring to wake up your sweet wife. What's your plan? How are you going to calm this beautiful, yandere woman's needs?

The final two audios are collabs that i can't exactlyyyy talk about, but just know that something juicyyyy is in the works! That's all folks! I'm SO SO SOOOO excited for you all to hear what I have in store this month! Thank you all so much for your support. It means the world to me and your continued support allows me to have the time to create these audios you all love so much!

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Thank you al so much for you love and support! I can't WAIT to get to work on all these! XOXOXO