ONE TALL ORDER - Page 3

The evil, coffee delaying harpy has been thoroughly vanquished. A cheer rises up from the soon to be caffeinated crowd.

Reveling in the adulation the giraffe takes her well deserves bow when suddenly-

RIIIIIPPPPPPP~

A sickening sound erupts from behind her. She's almost too terrified to look but....the worst has happened. Her designer cut-offs have been torn and not in the stylish pre-worn style!

How could this happen, how could her slender figure have put that much strain on the material?