Bar Hopping 2 - Week 29 (281-290)

Hey guys!
Because of all the previous terrible puns I have made recently, my editor SlipStream has demanded I read off the card they've given me to say. Ahem.

"Slip is one handsome editor boi, oh how LOST I would be without his punny words and swishy swishies... The talent he Ga-..."

What the hell?... This goes on for 10 pages!! I'm skipping to the end.

"...And that's why I'll never help another old lady cross the street!..."

I don't... I'm getting a new editor.

Much love,
Nexy xx