Tonguing the Tip

"Mlem...ohh, I can feel how you reacted to that one, haha!

Oh look, we've got somebody staring. No, listen, don't you dare stop wha-HAAaaaa-at you're doing down there, god...I'll deal with our guest. Hey, you. Enjoying the show? Let me tell you, it's -ha-aah!- nothing like experiencing it. Hang on... -slurp- There, gotta give him a little somethin' for all the work he's doin' back there. Anyway. Either walk on and pretend you didn't see anything, or be quiet and stick around and we'll figure something out for you in round two. If you'll excuse me, this wolf has a bone to deal with..."