Lynx girls are easy
"Who, us? Oh yeah, we're totally easy. You want some attention right now? We have 5 minutes before the next set starts with one of the bands we're here to see, but that should be long enough for almost anything.
Just so we're clear...being a lynx doesn't make you easy. But the stereotype about the type of girls who take lynx TF pills recreationally are totally true. We know like, a half dozen other girls like that? One of 'em's in the tent behind us getting railed from behind right now. Was that what you wanted? Did you say you wanted to bend me over one of those benches over there? I wasn't paying very close attention. Let's go dude, we've only got 4 minutes left."
