"Private Chat with... Anna" pt. 3

wheelman:  You know, I would like a night alone with one of those Dark Elf Temptresses. Take out all the aggravation they caused in game on her ass.

Kashina: Haha, that's so misogynistic.

wheelman:  Yeah, well that stun-lock attack that had will do that to a person.

wheelman:  And after I was finished with her I'd take that stupid whip they all carry and stick it right up her big booty.

Kashina: Haha, this is a real trauma for you, huh? Do you want to talk about it some more?

wheelman:  You couldn't even use the health potions while they were hitting you! It was so unfair! If more than two of them started to attack you at once you were screwed!

wheelman:  I was in armor too, how are leather whips getting through orc-steel?

Kashina: Did you have a trait that gave your character a particular weakness to Dommy Mommies? You should have had some kind of defensive aura.

wheelman:  I know, I know. Should have put more points in Thorns and not dumped them all in Were-moose.

Kashina: Rookie mistake. Of course they totally nerfed the skill system in Sorcerers Quest 3. Now you can just re-allocate skill points whenever you want.

wheelman:  They took all the gambling out of it. Bunch of babies.

Kashina: I got paid to be part of a guys in-game harem once.

wheelman:  You're kidding.

Kashina: Some guy paid me and a bunch of other female streamers to play in his party and go around to show off in front of all his in-game frenemies.

wheelman:  I'm almost scared to ask how much he paid you.

Kashina: Oh, like, 6k, it was crazy. And we just had to play with him for at least 3 hours a day, for a week.

wheelman:  Was the guy who paid you weird?

Kashina: Like, a little awkward at first, and kind of quiet. But he was nice.

Kashina: It was fun hanging out with the other streamers though. Some of us still play together.

Kashina: And the whole thing got circulated around the community and a bunch of gaming news outlets, so it was good publicity.

wheelman:  That's wild, so you were a harem girl, digitally anyway.

Kashina: Basically, haha! Part of the deal was we all had to wear the desert bard female armor, which looks like harem girl clothes. And we had to have our characters pose with him at some of the temples for screenshots.

Kashina: You can find the pictures online easy enough.

wheelman:  Well, you made one very rich or fiscally irresponsible gamers dreams come true.

Kashina: Haha, he even sent thank-you cards.

Kashina: Hey, I gotta turn my webcam off for a second. But I'll still be here.

wheelman:  Okay, no problem.

Annas feed goes black.

Kashina: So,  being a driver, do you play a lot of racing games?

wheelman:  More than others. But not as much as I did when I was younger and wanted to become a professional racer.

Kashina: Did it help your driving?

wheelman:  Maybe a little. But my younger brother doesn't play anything but those turn-based strategy games,  and his real world lap times when he raced were about as good as mine, so make of that what you will.

Kashina: So you're saying just because I like those dumb little food chopping mobile games, won't make me a good cook?

wheelman:  Well, when was the last time you cooked?

Kashina: Oh gosh, I get scared just heating up water on the stove for tea.

wheelman:  Yeah, I hate cooking too.

Kashina: I'd make a terrible waifu.

wheelman:  Haha, a waifu?

Kashina: I'd never be able to make you some tasty bento-box lunch for work!

wheelman:  You could have one delivered and just repackage it.

wheelman:  But I think you could find other ways to make up for it.

Kashina: Oh my gosh! You're terrible!

wheelman:  Well it's that kind of stuff or learn to cook rice like a good waifu, I don't know.

wheelman:  I kid, of course.

Kashina: I know, I know.

Kashina: Ugh, I should learn to cook. One of the girls I was in the harem with does a bunch of streams where she cooks meals in nothing but a little apron, and her patrons love it.

wheelman:  I mean, if you're looking to appeal to men, food and boobies are a safe bet.

wheelman:  But you could do something like that. Learn to cook and get paid at the same time.

Kashina: Hmmm… wearing nothing but a little apron?

wheelman:  Well, not that I'd be opposed.

wheelman:  Maybe don't cook bacon in that particular outfit.

Kashina: Haha, I'd probably burn my whole kitchen down and have to run outside with my fanny all hanging out!

Kashina: Then all those big, strong firefighters would show up and see the big mess I just made!

wheelman:  Talking like that, you're making me want to switch professions.

Kashina: Haha, sorry! But I'll learn how to bake at least so I can make you some tasty treats one of these days!

wheelman:  Any chance I can eat them right off you?

Kashina: -gasp-! Oh my god! So bad!

Kashina: Ugh, I'm sorry, but I have to go in a little bit.

wheelman:  No worries. It was a fun chat!

Kashina: Right? Thank you for talking about dumb videogames with me. I really enjoyed it!

wheelman:  Oh I had a blast! Including talking about videogames.

Kashina: Speaking of, talking about our crushes from Sorcerers Quest 1 reminded me of a cosplay I did not too long ago, so I wanted to give you a little treat before I go!

wheelman:  Yeah?

Kashina: Just hope you aren't too rough on my cute lil ass.

wheelman:  Wow!

Kashina: Heehee! Is it giving you flashbacks?

wheelman:  It's giving me more than flashbacks. In fact now I need to sign off and take care of something.

Kashina: Okay! Maybe I'll send you a couple selfies to help you take care of it.

wheelman:  I look forward to it. Bye, Anna.

Kashina: Bye, handsome!