The Back Log, vol. 73 - oh god oh god oh shit oh fuck

HELLOOOOOOO EVERYNYAN

it's ruby here!! you can probably tell because i'm not capitalising the beginning of my sentences. this is because i like to believe that it makes it sound like i'm very quiet, like a mouse. a mouse that is a human girl.

as you may or may not know, gus and i were removed from the small business that we ran together for beating the everloving shit out of each other (in a videogame) last week. of course, the king himself Dolphinpants made this beautiful graphic to represent it.

you may be wondering why i'm the one doing this post, but we'll get to that later. let's take care of business first!

PREVIOUSLY ON BACK POCKET

Supermarket Together, BIIIIIIGBEETCHS Forever (w/ Gus & Ruby)
in the lead up to our BIG FAT ANNIVERSARY EPISODE this weekend, we've decided to take a little break from the main show so we can COOK. apologies if you've been missing BPT, but you simply MUST trust us. we are COOKING a DELICIOUS GOULASH in the form of a 12-HOUR STREAM and we need ALL THE PREP TIME we can GET. sorry for yelling.

so in the meantime, Gus and I decided to start our own supermarket called BIIIIIIGBEETCHS in an ever-so-lovely Supermarket Together rendition of Community Game Night. it was fun as hell!!!!

Gus & Ruby (Try To) Run a SUPERMARKET TOGETHER | Community Game Night

we were also BLESSED with yet ANOTHER Swifty's Shifty Ship Tease starring my work bestie Josh, and i'm pretty sure it worked this time!!! yippee!!!

Swifty's Shifty Ship Tease returns | Game Night

Socials

There's been a murder..... AT MIDNIGHT!!!

Assassin's Creed ShadOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHws

Sale of the Pocketury, hosted by Toni Barber (woman)

THIS WEEK ON BACK POCKET

as mentioned prior, we're taking a break from the main show BUT we've got TWO streams this week!! aren't you guys spoiled??

this thursday, i'll be jumping on the couch with one of the hosts of the world's only video game podcast, THUMB CRAMPS, my best friend JOEL DUSCHER! joel and i will be streaming [PENDING] for your viewing pleasure, so stay tuned!!

and then of course...

THIS SUNDAY APRIL 6TH, FROM 10:00AM TO 10:00PM, THE BACK POCKET FOLLOWPALOOZA WILL BE LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!

WE'LL BE JOINED BY A GAGGLE OF OUR BACK POCKET BUDDIES TO CELEBRATE 200 EPISODES, DOING A BUNCH OF FUN COSTREAMS THROUGHOUT THE DAY BEFORE PARTYING THE HOUSE BOOTS DOWN IN THE EVENING!!

IT'S GONNA SLAY SO YOU BETTER BE WATCHING!!!!!!

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alright, now we're here. as you know, our lovely Blair has gone on to a new job and we are freakin' STOKED for her!!! but at the same time, it didn't feel right abandoning The Back Log after all the work they've put in, especially when it's a good retrospective and look forward at what da HELL we're doing over here.

so i'm going to do my best to pick up where blair has left off, and hopefully it'll be fun for you too!! anyways, i hope you like it. kiss kiss hug hug. if you need anything, let me know. let's circle back. my people will talk to your people. OKAY BYE

• RUBY