Sydney Sweeney: BLACKED! [Full-color Pin-up]
CNN – In a shocking joint press release issued with the website Blacked.com, Sydney Sweeney announced today her intention to transition full-time to hardcore pornography, specifically the "Blacks on Blondes" genre, a popular category on online porn sites.
The actress, who was last seen in this year's surprise romantic comedy hit "Anyone But You," said she would take a step back from Hollywood film roles to focus on her true passion: interracial porn.
"I've been unsatisfied with my last few movies, and I think the message from my fans is loud and clear: They'd rather be watching me take huge, black dicks," Sweeney said. "This is what I was born for. I was built for BBC. It's time I stopped pretending otherwise."
Ms. Sweeney's announcement was timed to coincide with the release of at least 10 brand-new full-length porn videos in which she stars alongside a cast of black studs. The 26-year-old star of HBO's "Euphoria" also debuted a new look, with her body covered in suggestive and vulgar tattoos suggesting she is a "100% Knocked Up, Black Owned BBC Addict."
The actress also announced she is splitting from her longtime fiancé, saying he had a "pathetic little white boi microcock" that made him look like a "bitch baby" compared to her new co-stars.
"Blacked is proud to begin this exclusive partnership with Sydney and we're excited for the projects we have lined up," said a spokesperson for the porn site. "Rest assured, our stable of hung black bulls will be happy to use her til she's all used up."
Ms. Sweeney also announced she is already pregnant with a black baby thanks to "these big bucks and their super-potent alpha nigger seed." Though she was not sure who the father was, she said she was expecting "triplets, at least," and that she planned to continue filming hardcore porn right up until she went into labor, and hoped she might even give birth mid-scene.
"What I'm doing now is far more meaningful and satisfying than anything I ever did in Hollywood," Ms. Sweeney said. "I hope I can be a role model to young, breedable white girls everywhere -- believe in your dreams and surrender to Big, Black Cock!"
